SUPER DUPER MODEL IRINA SHAYK
MEETS WITH DEMOCRATIC SENATORS
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RAPPER CHRIST BEARER CUTS-OFF PENIS,
LEAPS OF BUILDING
Picture of Christ Bearer [real name: Andre Johnson] in happier daze
when he still had his ‘Johnson’.
And the poor, dumb bastard lived!
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In Other News:
ED ASSNER, er, ASNER IS STILL ALIVE?
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BLIND ITEM: What large-eared celebrity politician’s wife will be really upset if she learns her arranged marriage hubby has been spending more time in a Penn playing with his balls than on the golf course like he tells her?
