I want to thank you insidious little perverted bastards for making it so that I can not longer, in good conscience, drink Sam Adams or Guinness*.
Oh!…and congratulations for continuing your efforts to take the Catholic part out of Saint Patrick’s Day.
Stacy McCain sums it up very well:
Evidently, it is not enough to have a Gay Pride parade every June. Now every parade must be a Gay Pride parade.
Just remember to wear sensible jackboots as you and your Leftist overlords continue your Long March through our institutions.
You do know, of course, that you’re setting yourselves up for one Hell of a backlash? And that the conservative part of it will be the very least of your worries.
SIDENOTE: In a TCOTS News exclusive, we have obtained the new joint logos for the two brewers:
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*You queens now have the Black & Tans all
to yourselves, IYKWIMAITYD.
