A Quin Martin Production – IN COLOR
Tonight’s Episode: LIVING THE HYPE LIFE
Written by Jeff ‘Hermeneutics’ Goldstein:
…It’s okay to fly your dog in a helicopter or keep fleets of SUVs and take innumerable vacations all over the world just so long as while you’re doing so, you’re scolding the little people for their wasteful ways. Just as it’s okay to eat that Kobe beef burger and caviar just so long as, before you take your first bite, you tell a school kid he can’t have potato chips and needs to suck it up and eat a sliced bell pepper, instead.
Moral Of The Story: It’s good to be the King and Queen when you don’t give a damn about your subjects nor that you’re soiling the carpets.
