Special Report by our correspondent The Right Reverend Murray Schadenfreude-Zeitgeist.
DATELINE: Funhouse Mirror, USA.
During CNN’s live broadcast of the funeral of Saint Nelson Mandela Of The Blessed Necklace, reporter Christiane Amanpour experienced an orgasm as Julius Obamacus Nero Caesar shook the hand of Cuban Communist Dictator Raul ‘Snuggles’ Castro.
Viewers of the broadcast were treated to an ecstasy-laden shout of:
Castro, he’s shaking hands with Raúl Castro!
as Amanpour went visibly flush, her breathing became heavy, and her eyes rolled into the back of her head.
This is believed to be the first time a female reporter has had an on-air orgasm at CNN since Inauguration Day 2009, when Candy Crowley writhed in multiple ecstasies and broke the anchor desk and Wolf Blitzer’s pelvis.
Of course, since November 2008, on-air sexual activity has become a regular habit at the once-famed cable news network because of the near constant fellating of Barack Hussein Obama every on-air personality engages in, but Obama-induced female orgasms have been rare during broadcasts [though not behind the scenes].
The great irony in all of this of course is that Mr. Obama is probably a fag.
[Hagbard Celine and Lord Fatheringay Von Whoopsie contributed to this report by flinging ice cubes from their Gin & Tonics at The Reverend as he wrote it.]
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