From the New York Observer’s BetaBeat, Jordan Valinsky reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to Mandy Nagy]:
If you don’t exhibit the self control required not to send a text while driving, then the state of New York is going indulge your sick cravings. Gov. Andrew Cuomo announced today the installation of several dozen “texting zones” on the side of the state’s major highways, which will make it a safe place for drivers to text.
The 91 areas, many of which are being added to pre-existing pull-off areas, will be marked by huge blue signs reading “Text Stop” and “It Can Wait.” Along with those morale boosting slogans, mileage markers will also signify how close drivers are to the areas.
Just what New Yorker’s need, Randy Andy! More places for anonymous male homosexuals to gather for anonymous sex! And they can do selfies of it all, too!!!
Possible slogan:
I ♥ NY Peter Pumper Pit Stops
But what about the Lesbians, Andy darling???
