Because Jeff Goldstein has a great strategy that will put you in The Whitey House:
It’s all about the love, you see. Right, Jeb?
Which raises the question: why do you even want to represent a party whose base (along with most independents and not insubstantial number of Dems) is at odds with both you and the Obama Administration when it comes to all that caring you exhibit about the noble Other?…
We’re a sick lot, Jeb. We TEA Party conservatives and constitutionalists are an horrific throwback, an amalgam of haters that you can’t and shouldn’t stomach. My suggestion? Take on Hillary and Liz in the Dem primary. I’m sure there are a few things you disagree on, even if you do agree on amnesty, Common Core, and the great need to “compromise” for its own sake, at least putatively (Hillary doesn’t believe that at all; but she’d happily mirror your own willingness to keep moving government leftward slowly, then move quickly once she beats you for having the name Bush).
Do it, Jebby; start now. Hell, I’ll send you a few pesos to get you started, Amigo.
JOHN ELLIS BUSHEZ
— Su cabeza se parece a un pene!
